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A NOTE TO MICHIGAN FANS

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Before the Curious Index, we felt the need to mention this: we had a dream last night, and it did not involve Nigella Lawson covered in Nutella. No, in this dream, Michigan actually beat Ohio State on Saturday.

This won't happen, as our dreams have an atrocious record at predicting the future. (Still waiting on the hang gliders for dogs we saw in a dream a few years ago, and we haven't been crushed in an elevator accident...yet.) Remember, though: someone's getting their head kicked in on Saturday. It's probably you, but sometimes, people are wrong about those foot-to-head roles.

Keep! Hope! Alive!