The offices of Kansas State football. 11:00 a.m. Thursday, November 7th 2008.
Bob Krause, Kansas State AD: You know the shit we're going to get for firing a black coach?
Assistant: Sir, that may be the case. But I have a solution.
Bob Krause: Did people even realize Prince was black?
Assistant: Wait, he was black?
Bob Krause: Wait, was he?
Assistant: I thought he was Polynesian.
Bob Krause: Shit, I just thought he was tan.
Assistant: Like I said. Irrelevant now. I've got a minority candidate coming in momentarily that will knock your socks off.
Bob Krause: Thank god. Worst since 1993? That's insane.
Assistant: And...here he is!
The door opens
Dennis Franchione: Gentleman, can we succeed at Kansas State? YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! Boys, let's take success hostage one win at a time!
Eight Rangers with fake weapons take Krause and the Assistant hostage. Tear gas floods the room.
Rangers: HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT
Franchione, coughing and rolling on floor: AAAAHHHH!!! MY EYES!!! First the self-tanner, and now the pepper spray. BUT AREN'T YOU MOTIVATED?
Krause: Someone open a window, dammit.