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Hello, junior Paul-iticians. My, we were surprised the day Lisa Flanagan asked us for a ride home and ended up blowing us. It was almost as surprising as Kansas evaporating against Texas Tech in the second half, or Florida blocking two punts and a field goal against Kentucky, or even Wisconsin stopping a four game losing streak against [TEAM REDACTED.]

It's not like we're a lesbian or anything. We're attracted to the person. It's just that all the people we've been attracted to happen to be liveblogs, most especially the hot one we'll have at 7:45 tonight for Penn Schtate/OSU and Alabama/Tennessee.

Commenting ninjas...assemble! See you then.