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THE BIG TEN NETWORK DOES NOT WANT YOU TO SEE THIS.

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Go to the 2:00 mark of these Iowa/Wisconsin highlights to watch what happens when a high-schooler goofing around with a bunch of middle-schoolers in a pickup game decides, after actually getting tackled a few times, to wreck shop and teach these kids a lesson about attempting to stop his fierce self.

That's Iowa RB Shonn Greene, and wouldn't it be fun to watch his highlights on Youtube? The Big Ten Network understands digital media, though, and protects you from doing this. They're nearly Viacom-vigilant about keeping their content siloed and shuttered, meaning you have to go to the Big Ten Network site to get videos, meaning you have to use their shitty network, meaning nationalistas like ourselves get less digital exposure to them, meaning we have to hope they don't really notice all that much and let that simmer for a while on Youtube in order to say, "My, the embarrassing ass-chapping that Shonn Greene is capable of putting on the opposition is noteworthy, and deserving of sharing with a wide audience."