The first part of the college football season is much like the fabled "alternate ending": the story seems to be moving along for you, the hero gets in position to rescue the heroine clinging to the side of the train...and then they miss the cars, fall between the cars, and are ground to snausages by the wheels of the train.
ROLL CREDITS! Fortunately, we are into act two already, where your team is stitched back together, survives, and then finds themselves steaming along on a beautiful cruise through the ocean, the wind in their hair...and then everything blows up. Again.
Celebrate the cycle of life, death, and the magic of editing your football memory in the open thread.