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Redshirt junior punter Zoltan Mesko said Rodriguez made a comparison that put the Wolverines� struggles in perspective.

�It�s not life or death,� Mesko said. �It�s not like you have a kid that�s terminally ill. I�d rather to have this than be 6-0 and have the kid that�s terminally ill. That�s got to be a tough situation, but you�ve got to look at it. It could be worse.�

GOD: COACH RICH RODRIGUEZ. HEAR MY VOICE AND TREMBLE.

Rich Rodriguez: God! What's up?

GOD: I HAVE A PROPOSAL TO TEST YOU. IT'S THIS THING I DO EVERY NOW AND THEN.

Rich Rodriguez: I'm not going to Clemson.

GOD: DUH. GOD, DUDE. GOD TALKING HERE.

RR: Yes. I'm sorry. Go on.

GOD: THIS IS SEAN. HE IS A CHILD, AND HE IS SICK.

Sean: Hi. (cough.)

GOD: YOU FACE A CHOICE. YOU MAY EITHER HEAL THIS CHILD, OR YOU MAY AWARDED AN UNDEFEATED RECORD ON THE SEASON, INCLUDING A VICTORY AGAINST TOLEDO. AGAIN: THIS...

Sean: Wheee! I'm healthy on my sweet bike WHEEEEEEEEE!!!

GOD: ...OR YOU ARE UNDEFEATED AND LITTLE SEAN HERE COMES TO SEE ME FOR A PERMANENT VISIT EARLIER THAN HE OR HIS FAMILY MIGHT HAVE PLANNED.

RR: No disrespect God, but...isn't that a little unfair?

GOD: IT IS, BUT THIS IS TUESDAY, AND CUDDLY NEW TESTAMENT GOD WORKS MONDAY, WEDNESDAY, FRIDAY. TOO BAD FOR YOU THIS IS TUESDAY. YOU GET CRAZY OLD TESTAMENT GOD.

RR: Gimme a minute.

This image was that of a small, sickly child. But it has been removed at the request of the owner, who has saved the world from having anyone look at their otherwise obscure image of a small, sickly child. Bravo.

Sean: Coach! Please! (cough)

GOD: MY SMITING STICK IS GETTING ITCHY.

RR: Ummm...

This image was also that of a small, sickly child. But it has been removed at the request of the owner, who has saved the world from having anyone look at their otherwise obscure image of a small, sickly child. Again: bravo.

Sean: (cough)

TOLEDO: WE WON A FOOTBALL MATCH TOUCHDOWN POINT GAME!!!!

RR: Well, really, um...aren't we all terminal cases in the end?

GOD: SOMEONE'S BEEN READING JOHN IRVING.

Finally, this image was again that of a small, sickly child. But it has been removed at the request of the owner, who has saved the world from having anyone look at their otherwise obscure image of a small, sickly child. Bravo, thrice.

Sean: You (cough) asshole! World According to Garp sucks as much as your offense! GO (cough) BUCKEYES (cough)!

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.