Ladies and gentlemen, there is all the sex you want over at the EDSBS Champagne Room. It's like Twitter in that it's a place to drop links, tips, and chat in 150 character bursts with the fellow members of the commentariat. Unlike Twitter, it could be very, very useful if you happen to like football and only football in this bitter hammer fight of a world of ours.
Also, don't believe what you hear: there's all the sex you can handle in the Champagne room. Just register, login, and WHAMMO. Sex. We promise. And now, the obligatory clip to accompany such an announcement.
It's yours. Fuck it up, kids.