Footloose and fancy-free, motherfuckers. We're taking a little break to stretch and drink, and we'll kick off the last liveblog of the evening around 8:00 EDT. Until then, warm up in the comment thread.
Again, how this works: A handful of the consistently funny will have their comments auto-approved; everyone else goes in the queue. If your comment doesn't show up, please don't repost--we'll get to as many of the good ones as we can. If you're not saying something relevant, at least make it funny, and no politics. [Hint: Typing WAR EAGLE WAR EAGLE over and over again, while adorable, is not Cutting It.] Orson is in the press box for Alabama-Clemson and would like everyone to know he just spotted a pair of Crocs with leather deck shoe tops.
