TO: The administration at the University of Notre Dame.
CC: Chicago Tribune, The Big Lead, Defamer
RE: Jimmy Clausen
We believe we have found photos far more incirminating than those that led to your justified investigation of the shameful behavior of Jimmy HUSEIN Clausen. Please forward this to all your friends and family. Let them judge for themselves if this is what you want representing our country at quarterback. All of them can be found with the google and are REAL.