--"The five players seen just as they were seconds before crashing through the ceiling and merging into a giant robot."
--"If you read the hands, it spells out 'OROOEDB.'"
--"Part of Barwis' revolutionary training regimen: 98 Degrees-style static posing."
--"Helmets: the new showercap."
Leave your own below on this joyous first day of practice, and put on a helmet for Chrissakes.