Filed under: MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: JOHN MCCAIN By Orson Jul 30, 2008, 12:27pm EDT Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: JOHN MCCAIN Reddit Pocket Flipboard Email Courtesy of last night's Colbert Report: Genghis Juan McCain. Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers! For full video of the segment--where mustache-wearing is ascribed to getting babes, wealth, and having the power to melt clocks.