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Apologies for the slow pace of posting, but we're in Charlotte with the staff of SN figuring out the mindmeld for the season, and what particular torture they're going to put me through in the name of pseudojournalismwritingstuff.

Best concept thus far: going to the Duke/Vandy game in October with a full suit, top hat, ascot, monocle and mustache and calling it "The Billionaires Bowl." Highlights would include screaming for my manservant, tossing out fake money out of a huge sack, and sitting in the emptiest spot of bleachers with a banner reading "BULLY FOR FOOTBALL!"

Bloated plutocrats for football!

Oh, and Florida State is sellling tickets to Tallahassee Community College students now. No amount of typed evil laughing can sum up our happiness at this.