Pete Carroll, who really does love every single one of you more than you can ever possibly love yourself, has changed his email address. Are you ready for the most awesome email address ever in the history of the awesome universe? No, you're not, but that's how change starts: with pain, discomfort, and great struggle, meaning that lukewarm ground beef burrito you ate? The one you left in the car for a half a day, but on your way home you thought, "Oh, what could have happened to it since lunch?" By the aforementioned metrics, it's going to put you through immense change later.
Anyway, Pete Carroll's new email address is email@example.com. See, right there? It's got his name in the word "compete!" YOU CAN'T SPELL COMPETE WITHOUT PETE! This got us thinking, of course, about other personalized coaching emails that needed to be made and reserved. We reprint the list below for your perusal, though you'll have to guess which ones belong to which coach.
firstname.lastname@example.org (on account of the coach looking like a huge infant, natch.)