Michigan is on the board in the Fulmer Cup thanks to the DUI arrest of running back Kevin Grady, who took some of that fine new conditioning Michigan had and rounded it out with some impaired motor skills drills behind the wheel of a car. This bit of cross-training earns Michigan the first points of the In Rod We Trust era, a sum of two points for hearty Midwestern driving.
He also looks very drunk and very unhappy in this picture.
We've been there. Ask gin.
If there's not some kind of tire-flipping, stair-running hell waiting for Grady, we'll be disappointed. Though how you'll be able to discern this from the rest of the EEEEEE Barwis! training, we don't know.