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CAPTION CONTEST: SABAN GETS TACKLED

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"John Parker Wilson, if you throw another pick you punk, I will run after you full speed every minute of every day for the rest of your life, you sissy-haired, seven-named tampon-frill!"

"Let me go! These people are paying me $4 million a year! CAN YOU SAY CRAZY?!?!??!! LET ME GO!!!"

"Coach, just the wallet, and no one gets hurt."

JPW: "I'll never wear summer-weight cotton! Never! Especially in that brown!"

Saban: "But it's a must-have classic! It goes with everything!"

JPW: "It clashes with my complexion! Can you say jaundice, coach? Jaundice, I tell you!"

Or simply: "FREE RIBLET NIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT CAUSES CHAOS AT ALABAMA PRACTICE."

(Via Deep South Sports and Losers With Socks.)