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RP: CREEPING OUT THE DOGHOUSE, MAN

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Ryan Perrilloux, the sixty million motherfucking dollar man suspended from the LSU Tigers for violating team rules, has been unsuspended by coach Les Miles. He hasn't appeared in practice yet, but appears to be well on his way to escaping the purple and yellow air-conditioned doghouse complete with full wetbar, jacuzzi, and solid gold bathtub in Baton Rouge.


Dat boy outta doghouse, Thibodeaux! Photo by LSUFreek, of course.

Particularly helpful is the fact that no other qb on the LSU roster has so much as a hair of experience Perrilloux's evident contrition and commitment to team principles. That's the real driving force behind all of this, we're sure.