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PETE CARROLL MAY EXPLODE TODAY

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Stay at least a kilometer away from Pete Carroll today: he is jacked to a point of DANGEROUS EXCITEMENT.

If you see a bright star somewhere over University Park today in Los Angeles, then the next stage in human evolution has begun. You'll recognize it because Pete Carroll's Blackberry will be repeating the message "ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT THE COLISEUM ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE USE THEM TOGETHER USE THEM IN PEACE" and broadcasting it worldwide. Also: monoliths, like, everywhere man.