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URBAN MEYER IS AN ATROCIOUS SALESMAN

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Urban Meyer's sales skills are among the worst we've ever seen in coaching commercials--they're downright Fulmer-esque, down to the cue-card missile lock of his eyes to the awkward fist pump he employs about halfway into this abortion of an orange juice ad.

The good thing: he's actually improved from year one. There's a jewelry store ad lurking somewhere out there that, if it saw the light of day, would make James Lipton jump headfirst off the nearest tall building.