We're finishing up a column this morning, but point you to distraction causing little productivity this morning: an Erin Andrews interview where she states that she's not dating anyone exclusively. Single men, dare to dream, even if you stand as much of a chance of dating her as we do of winning a Pulitzer.
Also, distract yourself with this classic CKY footage of how not to practice proper kicking form.
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"Don't listen to him, he's got ADD." "What, y'all speaking Greece now?"