Join us for EDSBS Live tonight at 7 p.m. E.S.T. for our special signing day edition. Among the questions and topics of interest we'll be discussing:
--Pete Carroll, Wii Champion? Working on his charitable organization at 2:00 a.m.? Waking to the Who and playing Christmas songs in the office? Do you wonder if Pete Carroll has an Achilles heel as a person being and spirit? Oh, yes, we forgot. He can't coach in the pros. And doesn't he look miserable for it!
--Alabama claims Rivals' national recruiting title. Will they claim it as their 56th national title, along with the crowns for Bud Bowl III and their "Hottest Old Lady" trophy claimed for having Sela Ward as an alum?
--Will Urban steal a recruit yet in a very good day for Florida despite the loss of two high-profile studs? And if so, how long can one hold a cloth loaded with chloroform over a mouth without killing the person, because we're totally helping him do this if a defensive tackle or cornerback is involved, and need to know to avoid a second-degree murder charge.
--Why did Tennessee only sign nine actual prospects and instead stock the rest of their class with guys hastily pulled off janitorial detail?
--Did Notre Dame's class really add up as the best, and if so, how can Tyrone Willingham be blamed for the success?
--HOW THE FUCK DOES TY WILLINGHAM GET PEOPLE TO PLAY FOOTBALL FOR HIM? ARE DISORIENTING LIGHTS AND SLEEP DEPRIVATION INVOLVED?
--The director of the CIA admitted that they did, in fact, waterboard three detainees. Still, he will not call it torture. Now, whatever Rick Neuheisel does to get recruits? Oh yeah. That's totally fucking torture, and you can quote me, Senator.
--Where does one plug in a Tom Lemming? In a vault with Mel Kiper, Jim McKay, Phil Liggett, and every other sports personality used exactly once a year?
--Will Sam McGuffie actually sign with Michigan? If so, when will they realize they've signed a white running back? A month? Two months?
--Remember that question up there with Willingham? Insert "Tommy Bowden," repeat.
--Did Miami enlist the services of Luther Campbell to recruit such a stellar class? If not, what would they be if they actually did? (Answer: completely fucking awesome in a thong and a cold martini in hand, that's what. )
We'll cover it all tonight. Listen by pressing play on the EDSBS Live Sidebar over on the right thurr.
Hear you then, --Os.
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