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The itinerary, bedecked in holly and waiting under the misteltoe with cookies and peppermint schnapps under its breath:

22nd-25th: Nothing here. Nada. Maybe a bowl preview if one creeps up, but that's it. We'll be playing video games with Cuddles and using vodka tonics as a chaser to all the purple drank we'll be downing. Orson Swindle's Skrewd and Choppd Christmas, Lawyaz!

Addendum! EDSBS LIVE is On Sunday night at 7:00 p.m. EST, at this here site or at NowLive. We'll be talking about Howard Schnellenberger's mustache, among other things.

26th: Right back at it like an addict, travel permitting.

Enjoy the holiday, drive safely if at all, and take this time to tell the ones you love that you love them, cherish them, and no, you love the five pound beefstick gift set you got from them, and that there was no way they could have known you've gone vegetarian. After all, it's only been eight years.

To close the week, we bring you the finest Christmas duet ever recorded. Enjoy, and take care.