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15 SECOND THEMES: THE POINSETTIA BOWL

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We walk around singing little songs in our head all day. For instance, one that's haunted us for years has been the imaginary song "No Free Sex (for the chinese businessman)". Get a Bee Gees/Jamiroquai hopstep playing in the background, a driving funk bass line, and sing this across the top in a disco falsetto and you've got the idea.

No free sex! For the Chi-nese business-mayun!
He's got to pay! (He's got to pay!)
He's got to pay! (He's got to pay!)
Every day (Every day)
Every day (Every day)

Repeat until funky, and you'll get the idea. That particular one's been playing in our heads for eight years, but that's normal, right?

We do this far too often to be considered healthy, so we put down the mini-song that should be the 15 second theme song they play for the Poinsettia Bowl inbetween each break. Remember: it's the Poinsettia Bowl. Do not let your pets eat it, or they will die.

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