We're all out of cheek and can only say that Sofia Vergara is a very, very good-looking woman. That's probably the effect of our verbal centers shutting down at the sight of her but whatever woman pretty muck look skin look. Enjoy your weekend, and we'll be back next week with bowl previews, a new editorial format, and several exciting announcements about the expanding media empire that is Swindle Industries.
More after the jump, and enjoy your weekend. (Remember: SFW, but MDNSFWIYHASBCIYH,R?, or most definitely not safe for work if you have a single brain cell in your head, right?)