David Lee, offensive coordinator: "Houston, man. I was thinking toss right with Jones."
Houston Nutt, head coach, Arkansas: "GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY!!! WWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BLOTUNK BARFARKUS WOONDANGITY GIGGITY HOOOO!!!"
David Lee: "Hey, seriously. We're burning clock here. I got toss right to Jones for the win, Coach."
Nutt:"GOOD GREAT DANCING BOOGITY OOGITY! RAZORBACK FOOTBALL OHHH MAMIEEE SHANKY BACKRATTACKUS FLIRTIN' WITH DISASTERATOOOIIIEEE GIGGITY BULLFROG!!!!"
David Lee: "Toss right to Jones, then."
(They convert.)
Nutt:"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHM GONNA BIDRIDINKUS COACH FOOTBAW JAGGETY BAGGITY BILBO BAGGINS TAINTSLAP DOOGITY DINKEE HOOOAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO!!!"
David Lee: "Great call, right coach?"
Nutt: "What call? We playin'? HOT DANG LUV ME SOME FOOTBAAW! CALL HEADDS DANGITY BANGITY! HEADS NEVAH FAILS!"
David Lee: "We just finished, coach. We beat the number one team in the nation."
Nutt: "WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE TELL ME BODANGIT!!! STARTS THIS SHITS OVER BALRAGGEDY TAGGEDY, AH SAY!!! GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY!"
Lee: (takes long pull off bottle of gin, faxes resume to Sun Belt teams while wiping back tears.)
As if on cue...enter Houston Nutt.