We're trying one teeny little test post here, tempting fate to see how malicious the internet gods are today. But read a burrrrrrn like this one, and you do what you must do when someone says something horrible and horribly accurate about someone suffering through a miserable time in their lives. You share it with the world, naturally.
Charlie Weis is the world's highest-paid intern.
Oh, Greg Couch of the Chicago Sun-Times, you burn like the sweet tang of aerosolized capiscum.