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SEC MAGIC: SPREADIN' EM.

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What makes the Mexican standoff that is the SEC so special? UF defensive end Duke Lemmens sheds some light on the dark, wonderful recesses that give the conference its special, um...aroma of kickass.

"I'll be honest, practice sucks," Lemmens said. "But Friday, getting on that plane. That's why you work so hard. Kentucky, those fans were so pumped up.

"And LSU, full grown men mooning you. And not just mooning but spreading. I got to know that guy a little too well."

Seeing a grown man's spread buttocks and the tail end of his alimentary canal? Who says scholarship athletes aren't paid? This also provides further evidence that LSU fans have taken to the spread attack brought to Baton Rouge by Gary Crowton in ways he could have never possibly imagined in his worst nightmares.