Hey, let's just check and see who's gonna be replacing fired Nebraska AD Steve Pederson...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Oh, wait--not coaching, right? Just the AD. Not picking up any clipboards. Not...calling...option keepers...against hopeless...defenses...FS:ELKDFNKDMXCNvlkjchssdfas
(Shudders, grabs crucifix...)
The horror......the...horror....
(HT: Chad.)