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TRANSITIVE FOOTBALL HERPES, WEEK FOUR: BEWARE, CITIZEN.

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Remember that we are all part of a global village, citizen, and that disease knows no borders and needs no passport. Transitive Property Football Herpes affects us all, zombie or living, American or Australian, man or kangaroo.

This message brought to you by the EDSBS Center for Football Studies.

Vigilance and protection, citizen, are your friends always. Max protection, if necessary.