Jane: Wow, Ted, there's so much more to Alabama than I suspected.
Thad: I know. Our friends in Boston have no idea what they're missing. Can you believe what we get for $2500 a month down here? And no rats, easy winters, and Red Sox games on pay-per-view.
Jane: It's better than I could have imagined. They even have NPR!
Terry "Sexface" Gross
Thad: I know. I love Terry Gross.
Jane: Me, too. She's so good.
Thad: She's great.
Jane: She's wonderful.
Thad: I would totally fuck her in the face.
Jane: Me, too!
Thad. (Pauses.) ...and now we're at our first southern football game!
Jane: I know! So glad we decided to do this instead of going to that abandoned cabin in the woods everyone says is cursed.
Thad: Or to that seemingly idyllic beach in Central America where six tourists disappeared.
Jane: Or investigated that glowing green light in the field next door to our house.
Thad: Oh, we'll check that out later, honey.
Jane: Oh boy!
Thad: Honey, is that the stadium?
Jane: Yes! How colorful!
Thad: (with dread) Oh, god. What is that?
Jane: AIIIIIIIGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Thad: RUN! RUN, DAMMIT, RUN!!!
Thad: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME CLOWNBEASTMAN!?!?!?
Fan: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHDDDE!!!!
Jane: He's not even speaking English? What the fuck does that mean?
Thad: Wait, he's turning around....MY GOD!!!!!
Jane:It's a picture of a purple zombie in a hat. AAAAIIIIIIGGGGHHHHH!!!
Thad: Run, Jane. Don't look back.
Jane: Call Southwest! I want my 800 sq. foot apartment back now!!!
Fan: They looked like Vandy fans, don't you think?
Fan2: Sure did.
(Big HT to Jody G. for the pics.)
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