Our mustache of the day once said this:"A man who limits his interests, limits his life." Easy enough to say when your dad was the man who invented the powder essential to keeping tartar sauce fresh on the shelf, thus securing a Yale education and inherited fortune for your ass. Nevertheless, we applaud the sentiment, as we salute a fine and freaky mustache all of its own: the pencil-thin rapier 'stache of Vincent Price.
Creatures crawl in search of blood, to terrorize y'awl's neighborhood.
Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers! MUHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! [/Price}