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DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 4/ MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY

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We bring you two great tastes that taste together: hope and mustaches. Not that Pitt fans display a lot of hope these days: they're having such difficulty selling season tickets that if you purchase one full slate of seven games for $120, you can get a second set for just ten dollars. IT'S JUST THAT EASY!!! One operator named Dave Wannstedt standing by, drumming his fingers and looking for a new recruit to replace Pat Bostic and keep himself from telling trippy ghost stories about Ricky Williams to blue-chip qbs.

Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers!