What in the name of Malagasy hissing cockroaches is this shit? If you can't see the video, it's the LA CBS affiliate KCBS reporting that UCLA wide receivers coach Eric Scott was arrested for burglary earlier today. (HT: Sam.)
Eric Scott: arrested for burglary?
You knew Pete Carroll's house had a burglar alarm. You knew you'd have to replace the playbook with an object of equal weight before the booby traps kicked in and crushed you all. You were afraid, but you went anyway, Eric. Heroes call that courage, sir.
All of this happens just in time for Pac-10 Media Day tomorrow! Karl Dorrell should just claim a case of the burning twistgut shits and stay home.