We can't believe he's never been knighted in this spot before--and my, that sounds wrong considering the subject of this piece--but Freddie Mercury is our Mustache Wednesday Mustache of the Day.
You had us at Flash, sir, when Mom and Dad arrived home with the Empire Strikes Back and Flash Gordon soundtracks. Everything else was really just gravy after that.
Ladies and gentleman, the Prancing Pop Prince of Persia and his moustache: Freddie.
A truly magnificent dick-duster on a truly magnificent singer: Freddie Mercury. Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers!
Continue the rock with Freddie's gayest video of all gay videos after the jump--and that is a degree of gayness you can't possibly approach, even trapped on the event horizon of a black hole with Liberace, Terry from Reno 911, and Jake Shears from the Scissor Sisters.