Since we feel bad leaving you with Pablo Escobar, a genuinely rotten human being, we offer this Bonus Mustache Wednesday Bonus 'stache: Swedish Chef, someone who really has brought happiness to the whole world, save for a few huffy and very sensitive Swedes.
BORK BORK BORK!!!
For some of Swedish Chef's classics, check the jump. We're partial to chocolate mousse, though lobster banditos is proof drug use can lead to great comedy.
Eeeen deee chokolaht muuuuuuuse: