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Start your week off right, reader. We give you all the necessary vitamins to start your day off right:

Vitamin F--as in Facenda, John.

Vitamin P--as in play-action bootlegs galore from the 1982 Texas Tech Red Raiders.

Vitamin J--as in the wanky guitar ridden Jazz fusion which was the soundtrack for every sports film made between 1975 and 1985.

Vitamin H--as in Home Run Throwback, the most improbable of special teams plays, executed in the finest of pulled-from-the-ass fashions by SMU in the waning moments of the game.

There! Nutrition of the highest order. You're more than welcome, unless you're an SMU fan who, like the flabby ex-jock twenty years out of washboard abs wondering where his feet went, watches this with the bitterest of sorrows. For you, there is no consolation. Umm...sorry?