We may have to conduct a new offseason contest around here, beginning with this picture of Vernon Gholston: the NYC Sewer System Award for having huge, huge pipes, as the Men of Scarlet and Gray put it so eloquently.
Plumbers, take note: Vernon Gholston maintains his pipes just fine without your help.
The red ties around the elbows are over-the-top, sure. But Gholston's got to be the Buckeyes' first off the bus and out of the tunnel.
Nominations for your team's own NYC Sewer System Award are open below.