People have been asking for this one for a while, and after watching the magnificent "Ninja Myths" episode last night, we can't deny you any longer.
Our Mustache Wednesday 'stache of the day: Jamie Hyneman. Boat captain, diver, survival expert, Russian speaker, linguist, designer of the Mugwumps from Naked Lunch, and obvious sex symbol...a man with a resume so caffeine-addled has got to receive his just desserts from this website.
Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers!
For a photo of Jamie in high school click the jump.
You can almost hear the soundtrack to that hairstyle seeping through the screen. After listening to the lyrics, actually, we're certain this is somewhere in the Hyneman catalog.