EDSBS really has become the shadowy illicit cabal we always hoped we’d be involved in one day. While “Orson Swindle” does most of the heavy lifting in terms of posting-and never, ever wears an OSHA approved backbrace while doing it, dammit-the material in large part flows from our readers and fellow bloggers.

In that vein, we single out reader and global bon vivant Kleph this week for his exemplary work as an EDSBS content provider. His find? Cheesecake in the form of Claudia Portocarrero, Peruvian model and productivity destroying EDSBS Friday Cheesecake. She is seen below with two friends (SFW…kinda.)

Enjoy your weekend, motherfuckers. Adios!

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The Hat speaks, and it doesn’t do so in forgiving tones: LSU kicks off three players who racked up Fulmer Cup points for the Tigers in the past month. Les Miles comments:

“There is a standard that we insist upon with members of our football team when representing this university, our community and the state of Louisiana,” coach Les Miles said in a statement. “When that standard isn’t met some adjustments must be made.”

The person not saying this is Urban Meyer about Ronnie Wilson, an offensive lineman who at the least allegedly brandished an assault rifle in public, and at worst may have discharged said rifle in public. The Lou Holth school of discipline blossoming in Gainesville troubles us-even if Wilson’s investigation is ongoing, say something. Kick an ass in a public way.

It’s this kind of slack discipline that leaves former blue-chippers playing for the Bossier-Shreveport BattleWings…or perhaps the Bengals. And only a sick bastard would wish that on someone. BTW, that Quincy Carter article (HT: Paul) contains a cheap joke indicative of someone who’s at least dipped their toe in the blogosphere a time or two.

Since getting dismissed by the Cowboys in the summer of 2004, Lavonya Quintelle Carter’s life has gone to shit. And, arguably worse, Shreveport.

Hey, now. The place is sponsored by Shoney’s. Those twinkie rolls on the breakfast bar rule.

There’s an easy way to prevent Quincy Carterism-kick someone off the team.

Bret Bielema, EDSBS Man of the Year 2006, takes on the most controversial assumptions of the 20th century in an AP interview earlier this week. Say what you will about him-he’s a man of range and intellectual depth.

“I understand why certain teams get exemptions.

Oh, and Fermat’s Last Theorem? Someone’s solving that bitch someday, and that someone is gonna be me.”***

And…INCOMING!!!

Most anyone paying attention to college football tends to get postmodernish about Notre Dame. They’re football Russia: once great, hit by a long, long, long slide, and now building for a comeback using their single natural resource (the brand) with a skilled despot at the helm. (Unfamiliar with Russian petrochemical diplomacy? Good on ya for having a life.)

Bashing them for easy ins to the BCS, though…that’s so 1999, no? (more…)