It doesn't even require captioning now, does it?
Just...we won't even try to comment anymore. (HT: Deadspin.)
The man asking the question--a.k.a. Pork Rind Jimmy--looks a lot like Gimli from Lord of the Rings, if Gimli listened to Drowning Pool and worked in a Fayetteville area Radio Shack.
A dwarf accepts no lies about your text messages!