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NEAR MISS: THEISMANN NOT COMING TO RUIN COLLEGE FOOTBALL

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While Myles Brand rails vainly against the non-threat of the invisible hand at work, we keep tabs on the real threat to college football: Joe Theismann.

Call off the guards. Tell the protesters to stand down. Theismann: staying with the NFL.

Dance, monkeys! Let's get rocked!