News so momentous only one phrase can cover it: GIMME A FUCKIN' SIREN!!!!
THE FULMER CUP BEGINS!!! Our first D-1 arrest comes from a consistent hotbed of Fulmer Cup activity, the wild, wonderful, and wobbly when wheeling around Wheeling state of West Virginia. The 2007 inaugural points recipient? West Virginia, whose backup quarterback Adam Bednarik, showed the resilience of his famous namesake by playing both ways early Wednesday morning by being both the party and the designated driver simultaneously.
Bednarik, perhaps drinking to take the edge off being Wally Pipped by Pat White in 2005 and losing his starting spot at qb, was arrested for DUI, a solid 2 point offense. In-state rival Marshall, last year's champion, surely plans a spectacular response to WVU's opening salvo. We're hoping it's something along the lines of riding elephants through downtown Huntington while firing weapons in the air with one hand and chugging plastic bottles grain alcohol with the other.
Until then, however, West Virginia is your leader over the world by 2 points.
The Fulmer Cup has begun--FIESTA! FOREVER!