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NOTRE DAME ADDS FOUR ZERO HEISMANS TO STAFF

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The greatest college quarterback ever and four time Heisman winner , Ron Paowlus, is coming back to Notre Dame according to recent reports. Powlus, who arrived at Notre Dame with with more expectations than ... hmmm.... Charlie Weis in his second year, is coming back home and hopes to guide another extraordinarily sexy and highly touted quarterback recruit, Jimmy Clausen, to attain close to more than his extraordinary level of success at the college level. Domers everywhere are invigorated curious about the hire.