Via Crazy Tom, we would like to salute this guy for doing what Notre Dame's defense did not do all season:
1. Balance multiple assignments simultaneously.
2. Perform well at USC.
3. Impress on sight with its ability to swallow the opponent's attack whole.
Two out of these three also apply to any number of adult film stars, sure. But those of you doubting an Irish return to greatness...your irrefutable evidence of its existence is below. Besides: we really do owe you for the MBA tailgating vid.