Your Mustache Wednesday Featured Mustache of the Day: Garthe Knight: dashing man of international intrigue, tractor-trailer-rig-of-unstoppable-terror visionary, gambler, and evil, evil twin brother of Michael Knight...who most certainly was not just David Hasselhoff with the donut duster and chin-splitter flued on.
Remember: evil loves to ventilate the ol' man pelt with a loose shirt unbuttoned to at least the second button. It also loves superfluous vowels on names.
Definitely not David Hasselhoff: evil twin Garthe Knight.
To see the high point of Garthe's career as a poorly-organized international madman, watch the clip below. Tractor trailer rigs as means of extortion + AFrican dictator in need of stolen missiles=bad business plan.