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Michigan fans are not bitter. No. Not. At. All. (HT: Dan.)

Isn't hijacking someone's wikipedia slot a bit of a Comic Book Guy revenge? I shall alter your wikipedia entry! Taste the flames of my mockery of your online reference entry? Or to quote philosophy from a true mistress:

You know I'm not gonna diss you on the Internet
Cause my momma told me better than that.

We're not better than that, of course. But, um...Destiny's Child is. And that's a sign that you're not living up to your full potential, Michigan fans. You've got a legacy to live up to along with the moral imperative set forth by Destiny's Child!!! Space, bitches. Space. Until we see "FLORIDA SUCKS" lit in blue flame across the heavens by multi-degreed UM grads, we can't be impressed.

Until then, Beyonce and company are looking at you with disdain.

They ain't gonna dis you on the internet. Even on Wikipedia.