Avast! Just as ye skinny lubbers was hittin' the cobblestones and setting sail for home, yon Mike Leach yarr was a-convoing with the mighty captains of the football program in Miami. Alas, there be plenty o' other captains who would fain take a spin of the wheel of such a mighty but leaky seamaiden as the Miami program, Black Gary Patterson of TCU and Second Mate Randy "Seawolf" Shannon of Miami included.
Yet name a more bloodthirsty, spit-into-the-wind sea dog than Coach Leach, who goes great guns into the teeth of the opposition with nary a shake or shiver while plundering the seas with an avarice that would make Blackbeard himself. Even if he leads you to Davy Jones' Locker, the ride would surely be one to inspire sea shanties for years to come.
Jack Sparrow wants Mike Leach. Yarr.