He's coming to Bama! He's bringing Brother Bill Oliver with him! He's...meeting with his players and telling them he's staying put.
He reportedly jokingly told them, "some of you might not like me, but you're stuck with me."
On the desert island of life, Spurrier's sticking with his girl, whose strapless dress stays mysteriously in place despite a clumsy and very preventable maritime accident.
Thought about someone else...well, he probably did. But he's staying.