We'll talk about the bizarre weekend in due time. First, see the nightmare image conjured up by the weekend's oddest and most persistent rumor, courtesy of Paul Westerdawg. Blame him if you dare to click through and witness the horror of the Ol' Ball Coach in the Miami milieu. (SFW, but NSIYJABYWVE.*)
Not safe if you just ate because you will vomit explosively.
