Bravo to the good people of Columbus, Ohio, who managed to cleanly execute a hooligan-nullifying gameplan on the way to what even the most wary Michigan fan called an "okay" performance. (That's gotta translate to good or something on the Michigan scale, right?)
Only around 40 people were arrested in total, and only "small fires" were started in celebration of the victory. (Picture police chief, sitting in command post with radio to ear: "What kind, over? Small? Awesome.")
The only real significant disruption came on Fox News, where a woman and a reporter met for a date with destiny that would make both YouTube famous for up to three minutes.