This week we rate Chuck Amato's chance of survival by preparing a visual metaphor for the coach's odds of surviving to next year using Chuck's greatest assets as the unit of measure: the size of his sweet, sweet gladiator gazongas.
The last installment of the Chuck Amato Survival Rating had Chuck's odds billowing like the mighty, unsupplemented pecs of 19th century bodybuilder Eugene Sandow. This week's installment, made after a difficult two weeks of losses to Wake Forest and Maryland, finds Chuck in slightly less chesty company.
This week, we pronounce Chuck's chances of returning as the coach of NC State next year as represented by the relative size of a pair of pectoral muscles as:
Ted Kennedyish.
We think the bottle's photoshopped in there, but can't be totally sure.
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